Pleasure.Over.Pain

I noticed quite a number of my female friends are asking me ways & how to reject guys who are all over them recently.
I'm not sure if it helps but do check these out. Some of them are applicable to guys too though I dont think they'll need it. Well most of the guys dont. Unless you look like Lee Hom and your father's Lim Goh Tong.


1.Act Dumb.
You are now the dumbest person on earth. Say 'huh?' to everything the other person says and he will think that you have no substance in your head, and soon lose interest in you.

2.Say it to their face.
Normally I'd recommend this but some guys just dont know how to give up. So if you try this and fail, do check out the other methods.

3.Get a bodyguard.
This method is only applicable if the guy is timid or is 4 feet tall. Else, you're trying at your own risk.

4.Give single-worded replies.
Not suitable for those who cant keep their mouth shut for even 1 second. Else, it works well. You cant sustain a conversation if someone keeps giving monosyllable replies, like 'yes' and 'no'. 'Maybe' is not included, and should not be included, because it gives way to other possibilities, and then the other person can keep prodding you for an answer.

5.Fart when he's around you.
Risk taking cause he might die but worth giving it a shot. =)

6.Pretend that you're a homosexual.
This method is said to work best if you actually implement it. =)

7.Act like a bitch.
If your friends constantly complement you as one, do not bother trying because the guy who's after you obviously doesnt give a shit.

8.Be A Nun or a Monk.
This is a last resort. Try this only if you are desperate.

9.Tell him you're actually a man.
To practice this method, one must first watch 'She's the Man'. Next try entering a guy's toilet and not get kicked out. Pass that and you're good to go.

10.Pretend You're Already Attached.
Make sure you have a good friend of the opposite sex who's willing to help you out. In this case, the author of this post. And he charges. =)

11.Just tell him you prefer Starbucks.
If the guy is smart enough, he'll feel ashamed and leave you alone. If not, he might just treat you Starbucks. No harm caused. *wink*

12.Do all the things the other person loathes.
If that person hates animals, bring him to the zoo. If he's a vegetarian, bring him to a place where they only sell meat.

However, if all of the above doesnt seem to work, then you should start getting worried. Because the guy is obviously a psycho!
You are now advised to go buy a gun, or at least get a bodyguard who knows a billion ways to kill someone. Good luck trying.
For further reference, view the attached video clip. =)


Anyway, lets just take a quick flash at my dull life. Gonna be away for camp tomorrow. More details when I get back - which will most likely be next Tuesday. Call or text me in case you miss me =)
Off~!