First.Time

You know, in one's life we often experience new things for the very first time every now and then.
Like the first time you wet your pants. Or the first time you confess your love to someone. Well these examples are the blissful 'first times' one could have.
I nonetheless experienced quite a few rather desolate 'first times' back in Ipoh - even though it was just a duration of 7 days time! Observe.


First time being home alone for more than a week.
Let's just say that car washing and plants watering isnt really my idea of being home alone. =\

First time being stopped by some police officers to run some stupid test to see if I was drunk driving. In other words, "chui bo bo".
Apparently the limit for a driver to be claimed in good shape is anything below 80. Anything above that, get your wallet ready my friend. =)

First time 'kissing' someone else's car.
Dont even wanna talk bout it. I still feel like slapping myself for being so dumb.


First time making a trip to the police station to lodge a police report.
Due to my incapability of solving the accident matter, we had to make a police report and involve the insurance company. Sad.


First time giving out Christmas present.
It felt good actually. Not so good for my wallet. lol


Though most of the 'first times' listed above are pathetic and wretched, I actually gained some experience through all of the shit that has happened within these few days. What a way to end year 2008 huh? lol..But enough with the bullshit, we're just two days away from new year so..PARTY ON PEOPLE! =D

Happy.Feet

The other day was in a conversation with Mindy.
Mindy: Why cant u blog like normal people and not about isu semasa?
Me : cause I dont think ppl would wanna know bout my dumb life?
Mindy : I would!

And so I've decided, as long as 1 person's interested, that's all I need. So here are some updates on what's bangin lately. Been sitting in front of my comp the moment I wake up til I doze off for the past 3 freakin days! No I wasnt addicted to any taiwanese drama. No I wasnt playing any online games. No I was not watching porn all day. It was my freakin assignment and lab report!! For a moment there, I felt like I have no life at all! Can you imagine that?! I think most of my friends can cause they have no life either. =)

So anyway, it's actually due next week but I wanna get them done earlier so that I can GET MY ARSE BACK TO IPOH TODAY!!!! WhEeee~ That's right folks! Act like you care cause this machine (points at himself) is not gonna respite until everything's covered in puke!

But before all that, I wanna convey my deepest gratitude to my beloved friends who helped complete my task. Without you guys, I wouldnt have done it. So you guys deserve all the credit!


Karen Tan
Thanks for guiding me throughout the whole thing.
You rawk!



Wei Jie
Thanks for the guidence.





Christina
Thanks for the editting.
You should get band 6 for your muet. xD





Elaine
Thanks in advance for passing up for me.
Remember the plan. *wink*




Ultraman
Thanks for the journals.




Liping
Thanks for the scolding and pressure you gave me. lol





Barlee
Thanks for tempting me with your stupid games.
And the excel thing. =)




Zyin
Thanks for printing for me!





Gjen Kai
Thanks for the image sample dude. =)




AhHhhhhh, nothing like spending christmas in Ipoh. I think this is my 1st after 3 freakin years.
Cant wait to meet up with you guys!
Oh and soongyi, I want my thong yuin!

Off~

Dear Santa,

It’s that time again. I'm not gonna tell or brag bout how well-behaved I've been throughout the year like the others. I've been told that you have a list of who's notty and who's not so...let's just say we both know very well which list I'm in. *wink*

Anyhow, I've attached along with this letter my Christmas list for this year. Sorry, I had to write on two stickies cause I'm out of A4 papers. Oh and one favor from you bro? If you by any chance visit Sera's house, please wish her Merry Christmas on my behalf. She cant get online and there's no other way I could contact her so I'd very much appreciate your help. Thanks in advance bro. =)



Yours truly,
Lip Chung

P/S : Love your costume

Observe.

You know how we tend to do stupid stuff like trying to imitate someone else when we were kids? Be it your kindergarden teacher or the your parents or some awesome cartoon you watch like "SpongeBob".

Yeah well I somehow recalled this yesterday.
Was in a very normal conversation with Sera (you know who you are) when she abruptly pop this out. Observe.

The 7 simple ways on "How to be a Lip Chung"

#1. Say "You suck" repeatedly
#2. Be shameless sometimes and say that you're hawt (not true.ignore pls)
#3. Use crying emoticons to gain pity and make S want to pat you (not true also)
#4. Use "This is so goin into my blog~" frequently
#5. Make sure you type "LOL" alotttt
#6. Behave like a kid and demand lollipops (well coz no one ever gives me one!)
#7. Keep asking ppl to go Get A Life!

But you know what I think? There's only 1 simply way.

#1. STAY AWESOME! xD

Off!

Horny.Us

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Fight.Or.Run

Saw this heart-gripping news on today's paper earlier. Apparently this dude got slashed like one of those victims during the samurai legacy. Here's the details. [From TheStar]

JOHOR BARU: A 31-year-old construction site supervisor needed more than 100 stitches on his face and neck after a knife-wielding robber slashed him in broad daylight.

Teh Hiang Seng, who works in Singapore, was going to make credit card payments at a bank in Jalan Wong Ah Fook at 1pm on Sunday when a man approached him and demanded the RM920 he had.

Teh said he tried to fight but the man managed to overpower him. “I tried running away but he chased after me. He then took out a pocket knife and slashed me on the face,” he said.

He was speaking at a press conference organised by Johor Baru City Council councillor Rodney Soon here yesterday.

Teh explained that the robber was about to take his money when the bank’s security guards came to his rescue.“The guards held off the man and called the police. I am deeply traumatised by the attack.”

Police sent him to the Sultanah Aminah Hospital, where he received more than 100 stitches for the injuries on his face. Soon said he would write a letter to the police urging them to tighten security in the city, especially in the central business district.


So guys, in case you ever encounter such situation in the future - touch wood. Just freaking let those son-of-a-bitch have whatever they want! Your life's worth so much more. =)

Counting.Down.To.Christmas!

Okay time for some updating. Ipoh was ever so delightful. Mahjong in Aunt Helen's house - dint play with her of coz. Instead, it was with her n00b daughter and niece. Lol..
Met up with Queen, Siewloong & Birdy - for like 2 hours. =.= Celebrated Sneha's bday in her mom's pub and man was I in luck or what, Eujon freakin got drunk! It was truly eye-opening bro~ Haha! xD

Bird, I've done my best. Next time dont drink lah!

But sadly for me, happy times doesnt last like always. It's gonna be a hell of a week for me. Midterm exams, lab reports, assignments, ITP.....awesome stuff. Christina! This is why I cant go MOS with you guys! And soon ying's impersonation of pooipooi damn lame lor. Get a LIFE! =P

Went for Diagnostic Technology Lab just now. Finally I'm learning something interesting! And somewhat makes sense to me. Just love Dr.OngBH. I think I'm actually considering to do my FYP on this. =)

With all the holidays and festive jargon goin' on lately, I'm suprised to see many of my friends are still laying back and hanging their thing at home. Go la pee beside the longkang outside or something. Lol..
And hence I actually spent time googling some interesting time-wasting sites for you guys. Just simply click on the title. Enjoy! =)

1.The Impossible Quiz
I think it was Suyen who gave me this site a long time ago if I'm not mistaken. I dont think she completed this anyway. Very time wasting indeed.

2.Subservient Chicken
Your wish is the Subservient Chicken's command. This fella seriously has no life.

3.Not Pr0n
Not Pr0n is essentially a puzzle game - a very hard puzzle game. Have fun wasting your life there. =)

Coming.And.Leaving

Lil update. I actually returned to MyLDS last Tuesday night for I could not even once go to bed without thinking bout my friends, the disgusting food, the square-dance, the row-calls,...and did I mentioned bout the disgusting food there? Yeah okay so there I went. Driving alone in the dark and not knowing my directions with the rain and all...

Finally got there after 30mins of pure adversity. Was a lil tired at first, but somehow got hyped up seeing all those spirited Aiesec-ers doing their thing. And leaving the camp was seriously heartbreaking. Everyone cried. Well not everyone lah, some. I certainly did not. So guys, stop saying that I did!


So that's about all on the MyLDS. And something awesome happened today. My parents drove all the way here to visit me! Actually they were in KL since last week for some reason. So we went out for lunch and they're practically sleeping on my bed at this very moment.

Argghh, I'm struggling on whether I should follow them back to Ipoh or not. What the heck I'll just let the coin do it's honour...wait ahh.............
Okay it's settled, Ipoh here I come!!

Hey.Aiesec!

Back from camp~!
First things first, let me just clarify that the camp I partook was the Malaysia Leadership Development Seminar (MyLDS), one of AIESEC in Malaysia’s annual conferences. Okay so it doesnt sound like a camp for most of you but to me, when you stay somewhere far away from home and the food there practically suck, it's a camp. So yeah, it's definitely a camp! Hee~

Anyway, the duration for this seminar is supposedly 6 days but due to some unforeseen reasons, me, Edward and the others had to bid our goodbyes and depart for home on the 3rd day. =(
Nevertheless, what we have learnt within these past few days were absolutely mindboggling! Moreover, the delegates there are just pure friendly! Never have I had a moment of boredness for the people there are so friendly that they will just come over to you even if you want to be alone. XD And we've had speakers from so many big companies coming in such as PWC, P&G and Media Prima. What great individuals they are.

Oh did I mention we had dancing sessions? All I wanna say is that these people totally know how to PARTEY~ I wish I could show you guys pics but I was so ecstatic bout' everything that I forgot to take any. Lol..But no worries, my friends have em'. Will upload what they have.

UPM Basketball CourtEdward in his attempt to do the slam dunk. In case you couldnt interpret the pose. =)

Night View from Putrajaya International Convention Center (PICC)

Ending this post with the "Top 5 Things People Do To Ruin Their Cars."

If your car often gives you a headache, maybe you'd like to
check these out coz it might be you causing the dent!

[From: Ridelust]
1.Starting Your Car The Wrong Way
It seems simple, but you can make a big difference by turning off your radio, wipers, climate control, all of those accessories, when you start the car. Most of the wear on the engine happens when you start the car, and by turning off those accessories, your engine doesn’t have to work as hard when starting.

2.Ignoring Your Car’s Sounds
Every sound your car makes means something, if you pay attention, your car can usually tell you exactly what needs fixing. Listen to your car.

3.Riding The Brakes Down A Hill
If you are driving on a hill that goes on for a while, you’ll want to avoid riding the brake the whole time. Alternate between braking and letting off the brake so you don’t heat up and wear out your brake pads.

4.Not Coming To A Complete Stop Before Shifting
So you’re in a rush, and you pull out of a parking space and shift into drive while the car is still coasting backwards. Inside your transmission is a complex set of gears, when you shift without stopping like that, you’re asking those gears to work as your brakes, which puts an amazing amount of stress on such a small area.

5.Driving Past Attractive Women
This is a common mistake, especially among younger male drivers. Attractive women can be incredibly damaging to your vehicle, they can cause the driver to install bizarre over-sized woofers or 22 inch rims, or even spontaneously crash the car into a nearby tree or telephone pole. When you’re driving, be careful to avoid swimming pools, beaches, college campuses, and anyplace where beautiful girls assemble in any significant numbers. Your car will thank you.

OFF.

Pleasure.Over.Pain

I noticed quite a number of my female friends are asking me ways & how to reject guys who are all over them recently.
I'm not sure if it helps but do check these out. Some of them are applicable to guys too though I dont think they'll need it. Well most of the guys dont. Unless you look like Lee Hom and your father's Lim Goh Tong.


1.Act Dumb.
You are now the dumbest person on earth. Say 'huh?' to everything the other person says and he will think that you have no substance in your head, and soon lose interest in you.

2.Say it to their face.
Normally I'd recommend this but some guys just dont know how to give up. So if you try this and fail, do check out the other methods.

3.Get a bodyguard.
This method is only applicable if the guy is timid or is 4 feet tall. Else, you're trying at your own risk.

4.Give single-worded replies.
Not suitable for those who cant keep their mouth shut for even 1 second. Else, it works well. You cant sustain a conversation if someone keeps giving monosyllable replies, like 'yes' and 'no'. 'Maybe' is not included, and should not be included, because it gives way to other possibilities, and then the other person can keep prodding you for an answer.

5.Fart when he's around you.
Risk taking cause he might die but worth giving it a shot. =)

6.Pretend that you're a homosexual.
This method is said to work best if you actually implement it. =)

7.Act like a bitch.
If your friends constantly complement you as one, do not bother trying because the guy who's after you obviously doesnt give a shit.

8.Be A Nun or a Monk.
This is a last resort. Try this only if you are desperate.

9.Tell him you're actually a man.
To practice this method, one must first watch 'She's the Man'. Next try entering a guy's toilet and not get kicked out. Pass that and you're good to go.

10.Pretend You're Already Attached.
Make sure you have a good friend of the opposite sex who's willing to help you out. In this case, the author of this post. And he charges. =)

11.Just tell him you prefer Starbucks.
If the guy is smart enough, he'll feel ashamed and leave you alone. If not, he might just treat you Starbucks. No harm caused. *wink*

12.Do all the things the other person loathes.
If that person hates animals, bring him to the zoo. If he's a vegetarian, bring him to a place where they only sell meat.

However, if all of the above doesnt seem to work, then you should start getting worried. Because the guy is obviously a psycho!
You are now advised to go buy a gun, or at least get a bodyguard who knows a billion ways to kill someone. Good luck trying.
For further reference, view the attached video clip. =)


Anyway, lets just take a quick flash at my dull life. Gonna be away for camp tomorrow. More details when I get back - which will most likely be next Tuesday. Call or text me in case you miss me =)
Off~!

Put.Put.Train

Good news everyone~! Well not everyone. Just for those who travel back and forth frequently between Ipoh and Kuala Lumpur - like my friend YunRu ( 'gila' geh ).

As of Dec 1st, the Ipoh - Kuala Lumper shuttle (KTM) has been officially launched!
The best part has yet to come. Apparently, the one-way fare is
as low as RM10! Now that's even cheaper than taking a bus or driving your own car!
Travelling time is said to be not more than 3 hours and will be cut short to 2.25 hours once the new trains have arrive - which most probably be next year. Stay tuned! =)

"We plan to make Ipoh the next Seremban, where people can work in Kuala Lumpur but still live there," says KTM Berhad managing director Datuk Abdul Razak Abdul Malek.
Yeah right, as if anyone would sit in a stupid train for 6 hours everyday. I'd rather die.

The service starts at as early as 5am and the last train
departs at 9.45pm.
There will be 10 trips a day, five each starting from Ipoh and KL Sentral.
The train from Ipoh will make nine stops: Batu Gajah, Kampar, Tapah, Sungkai, Tanjung Malim, Kuala Kubu Baru, Sungai Buloh, Kepong Sentral and the old Kuala Lumpur train station, before arriving at KL Sentral.


That's about all on the KTM. This by far is the best news I've seen in the newspaper - second best was about Jennifer Hudson's estranged brother-in-law being arrested for the murders of the actress' mother, brother and nephew. Screw that son-of-a-biatch!
And I've been waking up at the exact same time for 2 consecutive days. 10.40am! Is this some kinda sign? o.O
Oh and do check this site out. Very enlightening indeed. *wink*


Later~!

Anticipation.Part.2

Aho my empathetic readers! I know my blog isnt as updated as it used to be when I 1st created it - like a week back.
Sorry for keeping you guys waiting...that’s if you were waiting......you were, right? Lol..
Anyways, I havent really got a decent time to actually sit in front of the comp and do...nerdy stuff up till now. Alot has happened within these few days. Mostly fun stuff :)

Day 1
Reached Ipoh around noon. Wasnt really in shape since I only slept for 2 hours due to some unforeseen reasons. Nap awhile...and then it happened!! Never have I thought I'd live to see this day. Me, Kwong, Yt, Weesu and Francis were out to celebrate Weesu's birthday and to bid Kwong farewell (he's freakin’ leaving Ipoh to start a 'monk-living-life' which somehow involves helicopter ridings in some…place). And so there we were, 'blowing water' and laughing at Kwong's beard as usual...when all of a sudden, Yt told me Kwong is now an usher in some church! Now most of you might not get the impact I'm feeling here. To me, Kwong involving in churches is like James Bond making an appearance in 'Barney and Friends'! How is that even possible?! But overall the night was legendary. Weesu got drunk. Francis learned snooker. Yt hooked up with this chick. You know, legendary stuff. =)

Day 2
Maxis line went madagascar. It was almost impossible making a call out! Screw 3G line.
Anyway, had a lil gathering with Kwong, Yt, Suyen, Eujon, and Yeankit aka Ms Sri Lankan, Mindy, and Mun on the 2nd day. Poor Yeankit, kena fire whole day. The amusing part was that Suyen joined forces with us! Haha..Next time don’t apply green color nail polisher la k? Lol…Mindy syok sendiri playing with my piano. Hehe, nolar..it was very much compelling. =) And we watched by far the funniest horror movie ever, Buppah Rahtree.
Nonetheless, Yt screamed like a lil bitch. You da best! XD

Su & Kit...Cam-whoring with my phone. o.Omindy says (10.33 PM): it's my "no-smile" trademark :D
lipchung says (10.35 PM): more like "fu diao diao" trademark

Day 3
Finally got in contact with MeiWei (nah, I mentioned u!! xD). Thus we went for lunch along with Genki a.k.a Ah Kei, Yt, and James. It’s been almost one full year since we last met. And thanks for the meal~! Next time belanja Indulgence la k? =P
Oh and soon after that we crashed into MW’s crib for mahjong – since she told us her skills in mahjong is like David Copperfield in magic. It was abit disappointing seeing her lose like mad to us at 1st but she somehow managed to strike back and won all of my 1 dollar chips at the end. I still get the feeling I was being conned. =\ But as understanding and insightful as she already is, she refused to accept my 5 bucks which I can use to buy 1 bar of snickers, 2 boxes of clorex and 5 biji of sugus. Isnt she just delightful? And hence I’ve decided. MW, the next time you come find me in KL, I belanja u mamak oki? XD

Guess where this is. =P

I presume that’s about all for now.
Oh and before I conclude this post, for those who took a number bet in Magnum-4D or DaMaCai last Sunday. Have fun spotting your number. =)




Signing off!