You know how we always hear women grumble about how crappy men are and shit?
Well I think it's time for us guys to speak up for ourselves!
And since you women always insist on honesty from men, here's an honest piece of our mind.
It's actually from an email and I've singled out a few points which I felt are comparatively true. Some of the belows are edited for some reason. Observe.
• Men are NOT mind readers.
• Ask for what you want.
Subtle hints DO NOT work.
Strong hints DO NOT work.
Obvious hints DO NOT work.
Just say it out!
• Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercial breaks.
•If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
• If it itches, it will be scratched. Live with that.
• If we ask you what’s wrong and you say ‘nothing’, we WILL act like nothing’s wrong. We know you're lying, but it’s just not worth the hassle.
• Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you’re all prepared to discuss about soccer and cars.
• Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
• You have enough clothes.
• You have too many shoes.
• Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
• If you ask a question, expect an answer you don’t wanna hear. It’s called the truth.
(oh here comes my favourite part)
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
But did you know men really don’t mind that?
It’s like camping.
XD
Well I think it's time for us guys to speak up for ourselves!
And since you women always insist on honesty from men, here's an honest piece of our mind.
It's actually from an email and I've singled out a few points which I felt are comparatively true. Some of the belows are edited for some reason. Observe.
• Men are NOT mind readers.
• Ask for what you want.
Subtle hints DO NOT work.
Strong hints DO NOT work.
Obvious hints DO NOT work.
Just say it out!
• Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercial breaks.
•If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
• If it itches, it will be scratched. Live with that.
• If we ask you what’s wrong and you say ‘nothing’, we WILL act like nothing’s wrong. We know you're lying, but it’s just not worth the hassle.
• Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you’re all prepared to discuss about soccer and cars.
• Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
• You have enough clothes.
• You have too many shoes.
• Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
• If you ask a question, expect an answer you don’t wanna hear. It’s called the truth.
(oh here comes my favourite part)
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
But did you know men really don’t mind that?
It’s like camping.
XD
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