Tired.As.Fuck!

Was having lunch with housemates yesterday when joejoe came up with this topic which kept us entertained for like an hour.
And yes, I am gonna blog about it. Sharing is caring watttt!

I dont think I remember every single bit of it but I'll try my best to recall as much as I can lah. And the topic was~ 'the do's and dont's when you're looking for prostitute services.'

For those who have no idea what a prostitute is, a prostitute is a person who engages in sexual activities in exchange for money or goods. And I think I read somewhere saying that there are girls who give out sexual services for free to any guy they see. These individuals are called bitches. =)
Anyways, here comes the list. Observe.

1. Always ask for the price and negotiate beforehand. It's all about your presentation skills. =)
2. Do not offer tips to the prostitutes. Be real. They're not gonna write you a thank you card for it.
3. Dont be a smart ass and pay before service is performed. She wont be at her best if she already has your money at hand.
4. Choose the right time. Preferably 2pm and 2am. This is the low season for them. You might get a bargain!
5. Be more comparative and demanding. The best ones are always placed last.
6. Dont get your heart involved. Remember, you're in a contract. No one cares how you feel.

Oh and one last tip for you. Practise makes perfect. =)

Arghh, lots to plan and do.
Hope the outcome would be worth all of the shit I've been doing.

Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
-Saint Augustine-

Ciao~

Night.Mare

Had a terrible dream last night. Everything is kind of a blotch to me now except for the scene where I saw someone close to me smoking! Man it was dreadful - well at least to me.
Never have I thought watching someone you care about smoke is that horrifying. =\ Nonetheless, 60% of my friends are now smokers and appallingly the percentage is growing hastily!
Googled some rather interesting signboard. Enjoy.

Imagine your child saying this to you

I know there's nothing much I can do to help considering the fact that I'm trying to quit myself. A friend of mine once told me, "There are two reasons whereby you could successfully quit smoking. One is when you realize you have lung cancer or somethin'. And the other is because of your loved ones." Well I certainly do not want my quitting reason to be the first one. For those who are unaware of the news, as of this year, cigarette packs in Malaysia will have graphic pictorial and text warnings on the dangers of smoking to discourage the habit.
"We feel that by putting pictures, we will be able to send a more alarming warning to consumers,” said Health Minister Liow Tiong.
Well good luck with that Mr. Health Minister. =)

Anyways, enough with the unhealthy topic and back to some serious stuff. My final paper is just 3 days away and in spite of that, I'm still in no stress at all! And this is not a good thing for me due to the fact that I ridiculously need stress to get myself in the study mood. Maybe because I'm taking only one subject this semester. Arghh..I really hope it'll come soon or I'm deadmeat.
Oh and all the best to all my coursemates and friends who will be sitting for the finals as well.
Remember, supplementary paper is expensive. xD

Off~

Happy.牛.Year

So long 2008 and hello 2009!
Oh yeah. Like it or not, we're all freaking one year older! xD
My first post for 2009 will be more on pictures as a lot of my readers utter that I rarely upload pictures of myself. So here you go peeps.
*For those who doesnt feel intrigued, I totally understand.
Just bare with me a'ight =)*

Let's take a lil flash back first now shall we? Went out for dinner at Rendezvous Steak Garden with housemates and friends yesterday. Nothing particularly special about it actually. Chilis is a whole lot better if you ask me. But never mind my remark, here are some pictures taken.

Edward's Sizzling Rib Eye Steak with Tiger Prawns

Barlee's Sizzling Lamb with Tiger Prawns

Mashed Potatoes

My Mixed Grill. And no I havent eaten any of my fries yet. =\

Bird's Seafood Platters

Pauline's Sizzling Chicken with Tiger Prawn

After the scrumptious meal we headed over to Delicious to chill - well most of us. Richard deserted us and went to Poppy Garden with another group of friends. From what I've heard from some friends, Poppy was enchanting yesterday. So guys, do check that place out if you have the chance.

Anyway, back to Delicious. If you by any chance are looking for a new place to dine, well search no more! Delicious would be the perfect place for you. I personally find it classy and relaxing. Oh and the price for the food and wine are pretty much reasonable too. =D

Barlee, Edward and me

Edward sleeping or drunk sleeping? =PSpot the missing fella =)

I'm not really a new year's resolution fan but some of my friends have been bugging me about it over and over so I thought I'd do one for 2009. Was thinking bout it since Delicious yesterday and astoundingly I made more than one!


New Year's Resolution for 2009.

1. Spend lesser time in front of my comp.
2. Quit social smoking.
3. Not to 'gong gu' in front of linz.
4. Gain some weight and not be called 'thin boy'. Grr..
5. Not to ask my friends to go get a life. Though they havent any.


Signing off!